When you drink water and there’s a little black dirt. Your not gonna get it out, Your just gonna drink the water and follow the little dirt so you wont drink it

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demyandere asked: IT'S RAINING IT'S POURING THE OLD MAN IS SNORING WHY WON'T HE DIE. HAIKU.

that… is the most… THAT WAS SO BRILLIANT. I AM CRYING TEARS OF BLOOD THAT HAIKU… AUGH.. *collapse.*





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